(Source: seafaringgypsy, via fish--bones)
Aparecium
My crime spree brings all the boys from the Yard,
But they’re like, that division’s not ours…
Damn right, that division’s not ours,
I could teach you, but there’d be NO CHARGE!
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(Source: madlori, via lucindasaxon)
“If you can imagine it, someone is probably doing it somewhere. Of course they are.”
Wow
HOLD THE FUCK UP.
NO. Come on. Don’t be ridiculous.
WHAT IF
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Today is Betty White’s 90th Birthday:
“If you lie to anybody on the planet, don’t lie to that person reflected in the mirror,” she says. “Always be able to meet your own eyes, and know that you’re telling the truth.”
(Photo: SNL/NBC)
I love her. I want to cuddle on a couch and watch tv with her. I want to share a Chocolate malt with her at a diner.
Marry me.
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hahahaha
But seriously, if that bastard waits three real-life years for the third series, I’ll be very angry.
(Source: shtoopy, via karenandthababes)
Here’s a Story.
A guy I know recently got his pilot license. He took a girl I know, who he was best friends with, up in an airplane today to fly somewhere.
At 4,000 feet up, he asked her to be his girlfriend, and jokingly told her that if she said no, he’d dive bomb the plane. She, of course, said yes, because that’s really fucking ridiculously romantic.
This isn’t one of those piece of shit stories that people go “aw” about and reblog. It actually fucking happened. It happened a couple minutes ago.
<jaded singleton rant>It turns out that fictional characters aren’t the only people to fuck up your ideals. Hate everything. Watching Bridget Jones.</jaded singleton rant>
(Source: frankfurto, via i-aint-bovvered)
That sure is alot of snow.
for anyone who doesn’t get it: (x)
xD Yesssss
Reblogging again because I love this alot.
ERIN
(via lucindasaxon)
Spring shopping? I think YES. I made this to look for when I go to CR
I went to Charlotte Russe yesterday, and they didn’t have this stuff. It was just a weird combination of corsets and leftover dresses. They’ll probably get all of their cooler stuff in later in the season. Definitely one of my favorite stores though!
(Source: coralcoloredheart)
hahahaha Bukowski.bah ha ha ha ha
“misguided sexual rage” haha
