February 2012
18 posts
I really fucking love potatoes.
beneath-my-gatling-gun:
wibblywobblyat221bpigfarts:
thecuteniceguy:
Honestly, look at these versatile mother fuckers.
They can be
Hot
Cold
Healthy
Unhealthy
Simple
Fancy
Eaten on the go
Ugh. Potato appreciation post.
the irish in me wants me to reblog this
Fuck the Irish in me, the food lover in me tops that. POTATOESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
It’s high time this...
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I'm not going to apologize for smoking.
karenandthababes:
Thinking about wearing my river song heels tomorrow, but then that would be me contributing to the love. Conflicted.
I have to reblog all pictures of God.
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My Latest Blog Post
http://thatenglishmajorgirl.blogspot.com/2012/02/things-i-would-and-wouldnt-do-for.html
January 2012
18 posts
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sherlockscoat:
my-arcane-hamartia:
My crime spree brings all the boys from the Yard,
But they’re like, that division’s not ours…
Damn right, that division’s not ours,
I could teach you, but there’d be NO CHARGE!
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Here's a Story.
A guy I know recently got his pilot license. He took a girl I know, who he was best friends with, up in an airplane today to fly somewhere.
At 4,000 feet up, he asked her to be his girlfriend, and jokingly told her that if she said no, he’d dive bomb the plane. She, of course, said yes, because that’s really fucking ridiculously romantic.
This isn’t one of those piece of...
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December 2011
11 posts
All I want
is to be obliterated right now. Or at least have a drink in my hand. Fucking New Years.
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If my Sister Puts the Thermostat at Fucking 55...
All through mass, I was planning on bitching about how switching between the freedom of college and the…reality (questionable) of my hometown is frustrating the Hell out of me. It was going to start with how I’m tired of charading as a Catholic when I’m actually an Atheist (because I had a dandy time at confession tonight), and it was going to end with how suicidal working at...
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November 2011
10 posts
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I just realized that I qualify for MENSA membership.
So…
For Christmas, I’m giving myself a present in the form of a ridiculous ego boost and applying for MENSA and the MLA.
Then later next semester I’ll apply for Sigma Tau Delta and have the most impressive resume I ever could dream of having.
AND I might be silly enough to think that I’ll meet someone through one of...