Here’s a Story.
A guy I know recently got his pilot license. He took a girl I know, who he was best friends with, up in an airplane today to fly somewhere.
At 4,000 feet up, he asked her to be his girlfriend, and jokingly told her that if she said no, he’d dive bomb the plane. She, of course, said yes, because that’s really fucking ridiculously romantic.
This isn’t one of those piece of shit stories that people go “aw” about and reblog. It actually fucking happened. It happened a couple minutes ago.
<jaded singleton rant>It turns out that fictional characters aren’t the only people to fuck up your ideals. Hate everything. Watching Bridget Jones.</jaded singleton rant>